The race started in sprinkling rain with a 3km false start, before kicking up an overpass and hanging left onto smaller and windier roads through town. Feeling pretty happy with yesterday's race and finally holding some confidence in my legs I was working to stay up front in the bunch. But 18km into the race I found myself spitting blood. From what I can remember, I was following the forward rotation to the front on the left side of the road, when two riders on either side moved into me, making an amy sandwich. My bars were behind both of their bars, so I guess it was my doing. Upon sitting up, I was freaking out because so much blood was pouring into my hands, but that's just how nose blows are. The head of the race, Anne-Marie stayed by my side until the ambulance came and she provided an abundance of comfort. Thank you. I have no idea how much time passed before I was in the operating room. After 8 days of racing I had overwhelmingly no control over my body. Somehow I made it under the hospital lights through lotsa hyper-ventilation, non-stop shaking and convulsing, gallons of tweeked tears, and crazed adrenaline cracked delirium.
Minus a tiny bit of road rash, my body is in excellent condition. The bike bit some steam. But my face was the cushion. The doctor cleaned the wounds wicked well. I'd say the part that hurt the most was when she injected the local anesthesia. I'm normally good with shots and I've received anesthesia injections before, but I suppose the face is more sensitive. It felt like she was ripping my face into shreds with dull needles. I felt bad for the doctor; imagine tying intricate stitches on a squirmy and shaking fish out of water. After this drawn-out process of picking gravel out of my chin and lips, stitching my lip up, and cleaning the bejesus out of my chin and nose, Karen and Chris arrived. What a relief. I had been under the operating light for hours with dozens of french faces and jibberish bouncing around, as flies were buzzing around my dizzy head. I felt like I was caught in a terrible never-ending video game. My only escape was to shut my eyes, but they kept poking me and lifting my eye lids to see if I was still conscious. Next they began applying all sorts of creams and ointments, to which Karen exclaimed "Amy, they're putting chocolate sauce on your face!" It felt good to laugh even though it hurt. Then they bandaged it all up. I still have yet to see it, and it feels like my face is an ugly balloon, but Karen says it doesn't look too bad.

4 comments:
oh man, jon and i figured since you dnf'd and then put that your face hurt on facebook that you crashed on it.
you need a cupcake.
i look like a cupcake.
I almost passed out just reading what you went through ...seriously!! Good vibes coming your way!!
Holy cow. This is crazy. This stuff doesn't happen in cross. Amazing job surviving almost-completely this epic race. So cool. Good luck with your recovery, rockstar. Air boot in need of your autograph...
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